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( BEJA, PORTUGAL ) This month Mark Divo celebrated the 10th annual Cabariet Votaire Dada Festival in Beja Portugal. The event churned out tens of locals from other countries, but the final performance was from the space itself when it began to autonomously digest the furniture and art inside the villa.
Although the performances and happenings occurred in the central Portuguese town, the event was live- streamed and projected in Zurich for art-goers to see what they were missing out on.
It was on the fifth day of the festival when the villa's walls began to grumble and show signs of boredom. Local resident Jodo was hardly surprised, "I don't blame the house, it looks like people are just running around and screaming— this is supposed to ke art?"
At the end of the festival, several poets and paintings were missing. Investigators remain on the scene, searching the catacombs of the villa for digested art to resell to the Swiss Government.
Poet Forgets Words During Improv Performance
( NOVE MESTO ) On Saturday a visiting poet from Bratislava forgot the words to his improvised poetry performance, causing the poet to
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after the performance which reportedly caused a little bit of orange vomit on his penny loafers.
( VINOHRADY ) The local woman who asked to remain
anonymous confessed to our hotline operators last week that she regularly attends interviews because it makes her feel better about herself—especially when rejecting their offers.
The reading ended with the poet creating new words and perspectives towards poetics. The performance was received well among some audience members visiting from Prague-5, though it was "a bit too forced.”
"When anyone calls you and tells you how amazing you are, it's rewarding. I just happened to schedule these calls myself”.
The majority of the interviews were for positions dealing with art production and curation.
"These men just don't know what they're doing—it's easy. Anyone can do it”.
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M4M - [ Looking for someone specific here , Andel ] . Wondering if you've had the fried chicken or BBQ n vinegar or perhaps another cold brew and snickerdoodle Salt & Straw or started watching Superstore yet. Hoping you would send me a line again but I understand if this will not be possible. Just want to say that I miss you and wish you the best. Te lo juro solo pienso en ti...
M4F - [ Sorry about that , Prague | It's been several years now. When we first started dating I made a crack about your belief in crystal healing. I'm sorry about that. Not because crystal healing is legit. It's total crap. But, because it was important to you. And my dig hurt you. And I never meant it to. I think that was the beginning of the end for us. Despite all the other great stuff, I think that doomed us. Sounds like you're happy now. New house. New town. New partner. Wish you the best. Maybe we'll cross paths again someday and can grab a coffee and catch up. Best to you.
P4P - [| Pink Dress , IP Pavlova ] I saw your on the 22 today! We both got on at Ujezd heading south and both stopped at IP Paviova. I wanted to say hi but I was listening to a work call. Just want to say hello and you are gorgeous. Hope to see you again
P4PM - [ Behind you at hospital , Motol ] You looked at us waiting behind you a couple of times and gave us a nod as you left. Sorry if I seemed distant, I'm pretty nervous while I'm working. Maybe you saw me checking you out, I saw you bend over the counter a couple of times. Tell me what you remember, if this is a missed connection
P4M - [ we work together , Smichov ] 5, you are beautiful, smart, sexy. You have the most beautiful smile and contagious laugh. We work together downtown Smichov, we both are uniform employees. I don't know how to tell you how sexy you are. You changed your hair color to reddish. fire! lit! I thought you dating another uniform employee. I asked around come to find out I am wrong.
you're initials are 5.5.
P4P - | Gorgeous woman in a black dress , Petrin ] Sitting in the sun on the deck of a restaurant. We talked all night... I wanted you to tell me to delete my dating apps right then and there. I still do.
MF4M - [ We were shy too , Zizkov ] Hey your smile was incredible. We wanted
to invite you over but we were shy. If your still interested in us please reach out.
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